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The Holy Ghost’s been comin’ round again
Sits up on my shoulder and makes me grin
Tells me this was meant to be, and I’m the only one who sees
The Holy Ghost said I was meant for you
So we were lovers, through and through
I crossed the starry skies each night
To be with my lover in the morning light
The Holy Ghost’s been comin’ round again
Sits up on my shoulder and makes me grin
Tells me this was meant to be, and I’m the only one who sees
The Holy Ghost’s been followin’ me alright
Startin’ to get sick of seein’ him day and night
I told him, please, now this ain’t right
Things aren’t going the way you said they would
He laughed and said, now who told you
That a single thing I ever said was true
The Holy Ghost stopped comin’ round again
No more sittin’ up on my shoulder
makin’ me grin
Told me this was meant to be
But now I don’t know what to believe
I cried that day when I realized it was true
But the Holy Ghost was gone and I was blue
I cried that day when I realized it was true
But the Holy Ghost was gone and so were you
The Holy Ghost stopped comin’ round again
No more sittin’ up on my shoulder
makin’ me grin
Told me this was meant to be
But now I don’t know what to believe
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Is your God worth the guilt,
will he be with you still
When all the Earth’s pleasures lay behind you?
Is your heaven worth the hate,
when you spit in the face,
Of those who don’t follow your rules?
Is your truth worth the wait,
will you see those pearly gates
When you close your eyes for the last time?
It’s a gamble, for you and me
Which is truth, and which hypocrisy
But I’d rather live by my own rules
Than be someone else’s fool
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Dear Jesus, Dear Jesus,
I’ve cried and I’ve prayed
but this massive erection just won’t go away
I’ve thought about Moses and Judas too
but mostly I think how I’d love to fuck you
Signed, Straight Camp
Dear Straight Camp, Dear Straight Camp,
I don’t understand
why all of you Christian think I’ve got a hand
in your lives all so petty and laden with strife
just get off your knees and go live your life
Signed, Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus, Dear Jesus,
Now I’ve got a wife
but she won’t suck my dick to save her own life
She talks about sodomy and how it’s so wrong
but I wish she’d just shut up
and suck on my dong
Signed, Sodomizer
Sodomizer, Sodomizer,
I don’t understand…
Signed, Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus, Dear Jesus,
They taught us in school
that using a condom just wasn’t cool
I’ve always been faithful and stayed abstinent
But I might not be pregnant
if I’d known what sex meant
Signed, Uneducated
Uneducated, Uneducated,
I don’t understand…
Signed, Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus, Dear Jesus,
We have four children
“Be fruitful and multiply” pastor said with a grin
Now I’m pregnant again and I don’t know why
but if they all died tomorrow I know I wouldn’t cry
Signed, Baby Maker
Baby Maker, Baby Maker,
I don’t understand…
Signed, Dear Jesus
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